[KINDLE] ❅ My Invented Life By Lauren Bjorkman – Valtrex-4.us

My Invented Life With Roz And Eva Everything Becomes A Contest Who Can Snag The Best Role In The School Play, Have The Cutest Boyfriend, Pull Off The Craziest Prank Still, They Re As Close As Sisters Can Be Until Eva Deletes Roz From Her Life Like So Much Junk E Mail For No Reason That Roz Understands Now Eva Hangs Out With The Annoyingly Petite Cheerleaders, And Roz Fantasizes About Slipping Bovine Growth Hormone Into Their Gatorade.Roz Has A Suspicion About Eva In Turn, Eva Taunts Roz With A Dare, Which Leads To An Act Of Total Insanity Drama Geeks Clamor For Attention, Shakespearean Insults Fly, And Roz Steals The Show In Lauren Bjorkman S Hilarious Debut Novel.

[KINDLE] ❅ My Invented Life  By Lauren Bjorkman – Valtrex-4.us
  • Hardcover
  • 232 pages
  • My Invented Life
  • Lauren Bjorkman
  • English
  • 19 September 2018
  • 0805089500

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  1. says:

    The description says that My Invented Life is hilarious That could not be further from the truth It s actually quite offensive and gross Roz is upset that her sister has cut her out of her life Then she finds a book involving a lesbian romance in Eva s room and jumps to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian and it is her duty as her sister to show her that it s okay to be gay Somehow this turns into Roz pretending to be a lesbian, but not to show her sister that it s okay, but so she ca The description says that My Invented Life is hilarious That could not be further from the truth It s actually quite offensive and gross Roz is upset that her sister has cut her out of her life Then she finds a book involving a lesbian romance in Eva s room and jumps to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian and it is her duty as her sister to show her that it s okay to be gay Somehow this turns into Roz pretending to be a lesbian, but not to show her sister that it s okay, but so she can finally be the one who gets the most attention Ew.I was hoping that My Invented Life would be a humorous but touching story of Roz pretending to be gay but then realizing that she really is gay That s not what this is at all It s just Roz being an attention whore and a liar And no, by the end she doesn t learn anything She doesn t have to face the consequences of lying to all of her friends, since she never reveals that she s been lying She pulls this I m 90% straight, 10% gay card so therefor...


  2. says:

    My Invented Life looked like it d be an interesting book, but right from page one it was a melodramatic and predictable story with characters I really didn t care about The plot basically follows two teenage sisters who have a classic case of sibling rivalry Roz suspects that her popular older sister, Eva, might be hiding a big secret after seeing a copy of a lesbian fiction novel on her bed, and the rumors, drama and gossip only escalates from there Sorry, but this just isn t my type of book My Invented Life looked like it d be an interesting book, but right from page one it was a melodramatic and predictable story with characters I really didn t care...


  3. says:

    This book was not what I expected at all I thought it had to deal with a girl realizing she was a lesbian, and I thought it would take the format of the classic coming out story But that s not really what it was, like at all It was much quirkier andoriginal and it totally won me over The main character narrator Roz is a total drama chick, in both senses of the word she s a self described drama geek AND due to some impulse control and lack of tact and a love of gossip she creates a lot This book was not what I expected at all I thought it had to deal with a girl realizing she was a lesbian, and I thought it would take the format of the classic coming out story But that s not really what it was, like at all It was much quirkier andoriginal and it totally won me over The main character narrator Roz is a total drama chick, in both senses of the word she s a self described drama geek AND due to some impulse control and lack of tact and a love of gossip she creates a lot of drama wherever she goes At times the book almost seemed narrated by a bunch of rambunctious p...


  4. says:

    My Invented Life was a dizzying mix of slapstick comedy, Shakespearean insults, drama geeks and teenage sexuality When Roz actually asked her ouija board if Eva was a lesbian, well, I knew this was going to be a fun book One particular aspect I appreciated was the Shakespearean insults that were casually flung about in normal, everyday conversations For instance, Roz says to fellow thespian Carmen, don t be a hedge born clack dish don t be a blabbermouth Roz also had this tendency to pla My Invented Life was a dizzying mix of slapstick comedy, Shakespearean insults, drama geeks and teenage sexuality When Roz actually asked her ...


  5. says:

    ReviewMy Invented Life is a story about love Sisterly love, boyfriend girlfriend love, gay love, forbidden love love is complicated all right.I was drawn to this book because the main characters are sisters The relationship between Roz and Eva was deep and complex They were close, yet competitive they looked out for each other, yet they teased each other Roz s in your face personality was both funny and annoying She could hurl a Shakespearean insult at you one minute and then show you t ReviewMy Invented Life is a story about love Sisterly love, boyfriend girlfriend love, gay love, forbidden love love is complicated all right.I was drawn to this book because the main characters are sisters The relationship between Roz and Eva was deep and complex They were close, yet competitive they looked out for each other, yet they teased each other Roz s in your face personality was both funny and annoying She could hurl a Shakespearean insult at you one minute and then show you that she cared about you the next Eva, in ...


  6. says:

    MY INVENTED LIFE is a spunky and witty GLBTQ book that deals with the fluidity of sexual identity, and the complexities of placing labels on people The fantastic narrative voice and the unique premise will make this a delightful read for nearly anyone.This book s strongest point is its protagonist Roz is a feisty girl with a good blend of sass, passion, and self delusions Her witty, laugh out loud narration always direct, never dully over eloquent will draw you into the story even if you may MY INVENTED LIFE is a spunky and witty GLBTQ book that deals with the fluidity of sexual identity, and the complexities of placing labels on people The fantastic narrative voice and the unique premise will make this a delightful read for nearly anyone.This book s strongest point is its protagonist Roz is a feisty girl with a good blend of sass, passion, and self delusions Her witty, laugh out loud narration always direct, never dully over eloquent will draw you into the story even if you may cringe a...


  7. says:

    Roz and Eva are sisters who are only one year apart and up until a few months ago, they were not only sisters, but also best friends But then they fell out with each other, which ended with Eva deleting a folder from her computer desktop titled Roz sister and best friend Roz calls this the PD the time Post Deletion Now the sister are enemies of sorts and very, very tense around each other and argue whenever they re talking When Eva dares Roz to publicly proclaim she is into girls at Roz and Eva are sisters who are only one year apart and up until a few months ago, they were not only sisters, but also best friends But then they fell out with each other, whi...


  8. says:

    My Invented Life was a humorous and unique debut that was a refreshing and honest look at homosexuality, sibling rivalry, and relationships in general Roz was a fantastic main character who never ceased to bring a smile to my face with her reckless attitude and witty, sarcastic comebacks She didn t care what other people thought of her and when her perfect older sister challenges her with a dare, Roz accepts with full force.Eva was an interesting character and I liked reading about her and Roz My Invented Life was a humorous and unique debut that was a refreshing and honest look at homos...


  9. says:

    When I read a YA book, I can t help thinking about the students I work with and how they would like it It s such a smart, funny book dealing with some serious topics sibling relationships, adolescent sexual confusion, to come out or not to come out, competitiveness, revenge It is filled with clever repartee, much of it Shakespearean I don t always like rapid repartee, but it worked for me in this book because I was drawn deeply into the lives of the characters Also, there was some wonderful When I read a YA book, I can t help...


  10. says:

    I loved this book almost as much I as I love the smooshed up faces of the girls on the cover Ah Sisters Such complex relationships most of us have with our sisters, and an especially endearing and funny one In My Invented Life Roz the main character is quirky and loveable despite inventing a new sexuality for herself, to try to out her sister The fact that she fantisizes over her sister s boyfriend was sooooooooo well done Filled with drama, both the Shakespearean kind as...

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